If you give a boy a paintbrush, he’ll want to help you paint.
If you agree to let him help, you’ll have to give him a bucket of paint.
If you give him a bucket of paint, he’ll spill some on the floor, and you’ll have to give him a rag to clean it up.
When he has a rag to clean up, he’ll make a bigger mess trying to wipe up the spill, and he’ll get paint all over himself.
When he gets paint all over himself, you’ll send him to the bathroom sink to clean himself up.
While cleaning himself up, he’ll splash paint-water all over the bathroom mirror, and you’ll give him paper towels and window cleaner to clean the mess.
After cleaning up the mirror mess, he’ll get water all over the floor.
When he gets water all over the floor, he’ll need more paper towels to clean it up.
After cleaning up the water on the floor, you’ll tell him to go chill out and listen to his iPod for a little while.
After listening to his iPod for a little while, he’ll get bored.
And when he’s bored, he’ll ask if he can help you paint.*
* Inspired by actual events.