If you give a Mom a vacuum…

{ Via: workitmom.com }

I really should vacuum.

But if I vacuum and don’t bathe the dog, the house will still smell like dirty dog. So if I vacuum, I have to bathe the dog.

If I bathe the dog, I’ll have to clean the bathroom.

If I clean the hall bathroom, I may as well clean all the bathrooms.

If I clean all the bathrooms and vacuum, I should probably mop the tile.

If I mop the kitchen, I should wipe down the cabinets.

If I’m getting the wood cleaner out, I should do the banister as well.

If the banister is clean, I should clean the paw marks off of the front door.

I think I’ll go shopping.


13 thoughts on “If you give a Mom a vacuum…

  1. Lisha Post author

    Reblogged this on The Lucky Mom and commented:

    This post is part of the Link Up for Mama Kat’s Pretty Much World Famous Writing Workshop. The prompt: If you give a Mom a Blank…a post written in the style of the children’s “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” books.

  2. Heather Holbrook

    Hmmm, my husband is watching the Packers (he grew up in Wisconsin), so I guess I can just go back to reading…

    And good point about the pay 🙂


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